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Author: mony
Date: May 02, 2006

night watchman

A night watchman for a rich millionaire approached his boss one morning

"Boss, you going away on a trip? Please don't go , yesterday night I dreamt that your limo got hit from behind, your computer damaged and then the plane crashed"
The richman laughed
"Don't be so superstitious, you can't believe in dreams"

When he reached the airport, his car got rear ended at the car park.
While he was going into an elevator, the door caught his laptop bag and cracked the casing.

He stopped and pondered on this, and decided to cancel his trip.
That evening, over the news, the plane he was supposed to fly on had crashed into the sea.

The next morning , he fired the watchman... Why?





















he said "instead of watching over the house, you went to sleep and dream on the job???!!!"
 
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